Sunday, December 28, 2008

I plan to destroy him. With dynamite.

Hey you there, YEAH YOU WITH THE BRAIN.

QUIT IT.

- God

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Know how I know God's not real?


Have a happy holiday, and a merry xmas =)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Scholarly Reading

This is what the cover of Cosmo looks like to men, ladies. Ran into that this morning and it gave me a laugh. It's December 23rd and we're only two days away from Christmas! This year has flown by so ridiculously fast.

Welp, here's our video for the day. I've got to get to work!

Never underestimate the power of the Myth Busters.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Obama Blunts?



No it's not a new kids cereal, but it is a top story on Digg thanks to all of us who made sure we got our questions about marijuana pushed to the top of the list on Change.gov, Obama's official FAQ. Thanks to everyone at The Shroomery, The Growery, and a number of other great websites and collectives we successfully got our question to the number one spot. Great! Wait... isn't it? Well let us just say that our response was lackluster at best.

"Will you consider legalizing marijuana so that the government can regulate it, tax it, put age limits on it, and create millions of new jobs and create a billion dollar industry right here in the U.S.?" S. Man, Denton


His only reply was,

"President-elect Obama is not in favor of the legalization of marijuana."


Wow. I'm so stunned with your descriptive answer that I have to end this post right now.

Join us at FightProhibition.com, a new website devoted to ending the war on drugs, created by a fellow Shroomery.org member. We need to be heard.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

"I get laughed at!"

Why creationists get laughed at. Enjoy :)

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Marriage, and the Bible.

So a few days ago was "Call in gay day". People everywhere were urged to call in to work gay, as a boycott in response to the passing of Proposition 8. If you're not familiar prop 8 was recently signed in California and the legality of gay marriages are now null and void. Existing marriages included, from what I gather. Well I was reading a blog the other day and a comment from a user really caught some attention. He proves a good point too, and no these are not made up. These are real laws for real Christians. So let's see here.

A. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5)

B. Marriage shall not impede a man's right to take concubines in
addition to his wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)

C. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a
virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut 22:13-21)

D. Marriage of a believer and a non-believer shall be forbidden.
(Gen 24:3; Num 25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)

E. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)

F. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or deliberately does not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen 38:6-10; Deut 25:5-10)

G. In lieu of marriage, if there are no acceptable men in your town, it is required that you get your dad drunk and have sex with him (even if he had previously offered you up as a sex toy to men young and old), tag-teaming with any sisters you may have. Of course, this rule applies only if you are female. (Gen 19:31-36)


Still want to say it's "ungodly" to let two members of the same sex get married? You tell the Mormons that they can't have multiple wives, but as it looks to me the Mormons are the ones who got it right. This is ridiculous people. Stop infringing on the personal rights of others and hiding behind Jesus when you get caught.

The only thing I can say to you assholes, is get more LOLcat in your lives before you wrinkle up and start hating everything. Fuckers.

Can't we all just... party together?

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Slight of hand

Take note in every day life. And never question Penn and Teller.



War, huh, good god yall. Proof that the "war on drugs" has always been bullshit.